Don't even think about having sex in Virginia — it might be illegal

Virginia is one of many states to have old sex laws still on the books. But Virginia’s provisions, meant to protect the state residents' "morals and decency," are especially entertaining for their ridiculousness. The state is working to repeal its law against living in sin, but that's not the only issue. For instance, you better not let anybody — including yourself — have sex in your car, per Section 18.2-349. And don't forget, oral sex is a felony, even among married couples. And don't even think about going outside your marriage if you have the sinful desire for a little aforementioned oral pleasure from time to time: Adultery is a class-four misdemeanor, so you won't get off with just wearing a scarlet "A" around town.