So, apparently pumping gas naked will get you banned for life

If it's one of your life's goals to have the best picture ever for a Facebook page called "Petrol Pump Stances," know this: Liam Marsh outdid you, but he paid for the bragging rights. Marsh hoped to outdo his competitors by having a pal snap a shot of him pumping gas naked at an Asda in England — but he's now been banned for life from that particular station. Marsh was considerate enough to wait until the station was closed and deserted to make his move, but his "pump stance" was caught on security cameras, and police nabbed him the following day.