Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Boobs

Kate UptonKate Upton has been on the cover of basically every magazine (including this one) at this point, and her body is considered one of the most desirable in all the land. But, as they say, the bods are always greener on the other side. Upton tells The Sun that she'd rather have a completely different shape. "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," she said. "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." (Upton is not the first blond bombshell to lament the great attention paid to her chest. Pamela Anderson once told a magazine, "The thing I love most about my body and the thing I hate most are my breasts and my breasts. I have a love-hate relationship with them.") SEE MORE: The 25 Best Movies About Hollywood

Upton went on to employ a somewhat curious metaphor to describe her wishes: "If I could just take [my breasts] off like they were clip-ons . . ." (Prepare for a series of extremely bizarre Photoshopped jpegs to hit the Internet by day's end.)

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So, who would Upton rather look like? "In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure," she told the paper. The fact that the two are starring in a movie together-out in a few weeks!-is no doubt just a coincidence.