Tuesday, October 30, 2012

John Lennon and Yoko Ono at the Cannes Film Festival, May 18, 1971. (©AP Photo/Michel Lipchitz)

Yoko Ono not to blame for Beatles' break-up, says Sir Paul (finally)

If you're really old and have spent the decades since Nixon grumbling about Yoko Ono breaking up the Beatles, it's time to drop it and mumble incoherently about the "full sound" of vinyl LPs or something instead. In a new interview, Sir Paul McCartney says "I don't think you can blame her for anything." According to Sir Paul, when the avant garde Ono arrived on the scene, John Lennon was drifting anyway and "she certainly didn't break the group up." The revelation must come as a relief for the widely reviled Ono — even it has come a little (like, 40 years) late.

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood engaged to marry

LONDON (Reuters) - Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood is engaged to be married to a 34-year-old theatre producer named Sally Humphreys, his spokesperson said on Tuesday.
The twice-married, 65-year-old musician and artist separated from his second wife Jo Wood in 2008 and had a public disagreement with her over the auction of some memorabilia in Los Angeles which went ahead earlier this month.
News of the impending wedding comes just after the Stones played a warm-up gig in Paris for 350 people and announced four dates in London and New York to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
It also comes ahead of the release next February of Jo Wood's memoirs, which promise to reveal her tales of life as the wife of a Rolling Stone.
Wood has recently been focusing on his visual art career and in April opened a New York City art show entitled, "Faces, Time and Places", featuring portraits of Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts and other celebrities.
But he is still best known for his music and in April was inducted for a second time into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, with other members of his former group The Faces, including Rod Stewart and Kenney Jones.
The Rolling Stones, which Wood joined in 1975 after Mick Taylor left the band, were inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1989.

Saturday, October 27, 2012


Body paint art project for a human motorcycle by artist Trina Merry (© Caters News Agency)

Check out the bodywork on these motorcycles made from naked ladies

There's personal conveyance, then there's intimately personal conveyance. Sure to get bike-lovers' pistons pumping, these brave works of art have been molded by the hands of artist Trina Merry, of San Francisco. What the subjects lack in clothing, they make up for in flexibility. Hypoallergenic paint is used in a process that can take 18 hours, the models alternating between posing and being painted. The conceptual pieces will tour the country with the Progressive International Motorbike Show. Anyone care for a ride?

Thursday, October 25, 2012


Music News

Mick Jagger
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Rolling Stones tickets selling for thousands
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Tickets for the Rolling Stones' gigs in London are selling for thousands of dollars days before the public can officially get their hands on seats.
The rockers are set to return to the stage next month  for the first time in five years to mark the band's 50th anniversary, and they've announced two shows at the British capital's O2 Arena and two December concerts at the Prudential Center in New Jersey.
But British fans have been left outraged by the high price of tickets for the London shows, which start at more than $160 for the cheapest seats. Tickets for the London gigs have been made available early for fan club members and sponsors, and seats are already selling for high prices online a full day before they go on general sale. Resale website Getmein.com is listing some tickets for as much as $21,120, while others are being offered from between $589.60 and $17,600.
Tickets are also being sold off on auction website eBay.com for as much as $9,600. The band will play London on Nov. 25 and 26, and in New Jersey on Dec. 13 and 15. Tickets for the U.S. shows will be released to the public on Oct. 26.

Lizzy Jagger, from the Fishlove Photographic Project, ‘End of the Line’ (© Rankin)
Lizzy Jagger

Naked women show fishies love in rad campaign against overfishing

Whoa, cool those fish down! These samples from the photographic project "Fishlove" are enough to get the temperature rising even of these cold-blooded animals. But the coolest part, we think, isn't even the sexy models or the intriguing photos, but the fact that it's for an important cause. Organized by the pro-EU fishery reform group Ocean2012, "Fishlove" pairs nude celebrities with various marine creatures to shed light on the issue of overfishing. According to the group, scientists believe all marine life will essentially disappear from oceans by the middle of the century if nothing changes. English actress Emelia Fox ("The Pianist"), model Lizzy Jagger (Mick Jagger's daughter) and Italian-Australian actress Greta Scacchi ("Emma") are just a few brave ladies to have stripped down for the sake of the fishies. 
Video still of Piedmont High School (© ABC News 7, http://aka.ms/slut-league)

School parents are told their daughters could be in 'slut league'

Parents at California's Piedmont High School were undoubtedly shocked when they received an official letter from principal Rich Kitchens, informing them that their teenage daughters could've been involuntarily "drafted" in what was described as a "fantasy slut league." Participation in the game — whether willing or not — allowed male students to score points for "documented engagement in sexual activities" with the girls involved.  The California school says that this unsettling practice had gone on for "five or six years" before the administration learned of it. "We wanted to make sure that parents were aware of things that were going on in their kids' lives," superintendent Constance Hubbard said.  "[But] I don't want to blow this out of proportion."

Saturday, October 20, 2012




    35 Years After Definitive Tragedy, ‘Unluckiest Band’ Lynyrd Skynyrd Still Carries On

    The original 'Street Survivors' coverIt's hard to believe that it has been 35 years since one of rock's best-known tragedies occured. On October 20, 1977, a chartered plane carrying the band Lynyrd Skynyrd--in the midst of a headlining tour and fresh off the release of their sixth album--crashed in a Gillsburg, Mississippi swamp.
    The toll was dire: Three band members perished; the others were all severely injured. The drummer--who was one of the few able to walk--staggered out for help, and was allegedly shot at by an alarmed farmer. The band's record label scrambled to replace the new album's cover, which eerily forecasted the accident by portraying the members engulfed in flames.
    Although the crash remains now and forever the darkest centerpiece in the band's legend--as well as a breeding ground for gruesome urban legends surrounding the various members' demises--fans know quite well it's far from the first or last tragedy the definitive Southern Rockers endured. In fact, Lynyrd Skynyrd has managed to earn the dubious distinction of "unluckiest band in history" over the years. Here's a cheat sheet to their unfortunate past few decades. 
    It is undisputably the creepiest, but the flaming album cover wasn't the first prediction of deadly events for Skynyrd. Trouble began for the hard-partying band a year before the plane crash, when guitarist Gary Rossington plowed his brand-new car into a tree along a Jacksonville, Florida road. He survived the incident and admitted he was under the influence at the time, prompting bandmates Ronnie Van Zant and Allen Collins to write "That Smell"--an ominous tune warning "Say you'll be all right come tomorrow, but tomorrow may not be here for you." (Ironically, the 60-year-old Rossington is the sole member of the original lineup still performing in the band.)
    After the plane crash, which claimed the lives of Van Zant and guitarist Steve Gaines (Gaines's sister and backup singer Cassie, the band's road manager, and the plane's pilot and co-pilot also died), the remaining members of Lynyrd Skynyrd disbanded to recover from their extensive injuries. As might be expected, the album that was released just three days before the tragedy, Street Survivors, became one of their greatest hits in the wake of the spotlight on the events. Save one performance in 1979, "Lynyrd Skynyrd" would not emerge again for a decade.
    The remaining band members continued to make music through the '80s under various configurations, most notably the Rossington-Collins band--which was cooked up by Rossington and guitarist Allen Collins, who took special pains to distance the new outfit from a "reborn" Skynyrd tag by recruiting a female lead singer, Dale Krantz. The new band did not include drummer Artimus Pyle who--in another stroke of Skynyrd misfortune--had badly shattered his leg in a motorcycle accident.
    This lineup eventually was doomed for misfortune as well. Shortly before the Rossington-Collins band was slated to go on its debut tour in 1980, Collins's wife Kathy died unexpectedly from a miscarriage-related hemorrhage. The tragedy effectively splintered the band by 1982 and threw the grieving Collins himself into a spiral of substance abuse. Collins made another attempt by starting the Allen Collins band, which released one album in 1983 to lukewarm response. Three years later, an intoxicated Collins crashed his car in Jacksonville, killing his girlfriend and rendering him paralyzed from the waist down and with limited use of his upper body.
    At this point, talk of a Skynyrd-proper reconfiguration had been in the works for some time. By 1987 it seemed solidified: The late Van Zant was replaced by brother Johnny; while crash survivors Rossington, Pyle, Billy Powell, and Leon Wilkeson resumed their former duties. Collins, who was charged with manslaughter for the death of his girlfriend, took position as musical director of the group--and as part of his plea bargain, addressed the band's audience every night on tour from his wheelchair on the dangers of drunk driving.
    Yet more despair was in store, however. Collins was felled by pneumonia in 1989, and died shortly after in 1990.
    Although the worst seemed to be behind them by the '90s--after all, it would be hard to top the past 20 years of upsetting events--the reunited Skynyrd's lineup luck did not endure. The members either left, were asked to leave, or simply have passed away: Wilkeson was found dead a hotel room in 2001 at age 49; while keyboardist Billy Powell, who was only 56, died at home in 2009. The result has been a long string of replacements, leaving Rossington as the sole representative of the classic lineup (Pyle is still alive, but is not part of the current roster).
    Despite the long history of misfortune, the band does one shining strength--its undeniable and enduring longevity. Lynyrd Skynyrd was inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame in 2006. Although only one original member remains, Skynyrd continues to have a significant presence in both the rock and country worlds, as well as continues to shake things up--with the latest buzz being controversy over whether or not to continue their long-held tradition of waving the Confederate flag on stage.

    Thursday, October 18, 2012

    Video still of Jeremie Calo (WKMG Click Orlando, http://aka.ms/dinerssex)

    Randy couple chooses busy restaurant as perfect place to get it on

    Patrons at a Florida restaurant were treated to dinner and an unexpected show courtesy of a young couple, but much to their chagrin, the show came with an XXX rating. Diners at Paddy Murphy's restaurant in Orlando reported that Jeremie Calo and his date decided their table, on the restaurant's patio, seemed like the perfect place to have some sex … complete with children watching. When a manager told them to go get a room, Calo reportedly told him, "She can't get up at this time." The manager called the police, but interestingly, the couple weren't charged for getting it on because none of the witnesses wanted to give statements to police. Instead, Calo was arrested for brawling with the manager and refusing to pay his bill.



      Unretouched Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Images

      Supermodel Doutzen Kroes before and after retouching. Photos courtesy of Victoria's Secret
      Victoria's Secret has come under fire once again for their rampant airbrushing. Back in August, a batch of unretouched swimsuit photos of supermodel Doutzen Kroes were accidentally released, and now that their Photoshopped companions have surfaced on VictoriasSecret.com, the differences are evident.
      Alessandra Ambrosio Models $2.5 Million Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra 
      The Victoria's Secret models themselves feel their retouched bodies are pure fantasy and say that is the whole point. "Retouching is an essential part of our job, you know," Victoria's Secret Angel Erin Heatherton told style blog Fashionista. "We're not selling reality; we're selling a story. It's all about creating this fantasy. And I don't think people should confuse fantasy and reality because no one is perfect—we all know that, and I think people should embrace themselves and not really focus on where people are depicted as perfect and where they're not."
      Bieber & Rihanna to Perform at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
      When comparing the before-and-after photos above, you'll notice that more than just the brightness has been adjusted. In the original image, Kroes has visible skin folds on her stomach and side from the way her body is leaning. You'll also see some wrinkles and bulging under her left shoulder, and frown lines between her eyebrows. We spotted some small scars on her right thigh, along with a few birthmarks on her stomach and cleavage. Not to mention the fact that Kroes is wearing flesh-colored underwear beneath her bikini bottom. All these things have been altered to achieve the final "perfect" image, which is featured on the Victoria's Secret website as the new Harlow Push-Up Halter Top and Forever Sexy Matching Bottoms.

      Does this image present a completely unrealistic message? Absolutely. (Though we'd argue even the unretouched image of Doutzen Kroes is something many women would kill to look like.) Heatherton says it's up to us, as scrutinizing individuals, to understand the difference between what women really look like and an airbrushed image in an advertisement or magazine. When it comes to how these photos may affect one's body image, Heatherton felt strongly that this issue should be discussed in schools and at home. She said children and adults need to establish their own confidence and self worth, and recognize that published images are enhanced just like special effects added to a movie.

      We find Heatherton's perspective quite honest and true. It's unfortunate that we must come to accept that most photos are altered, perhaps just as we're realizing many actors enhance their actual bodies with things like Botox. Personally, we'd love to see the real, unretouched photos, and to see women looking like humans and not bizarre, Gumby-like creatures with rubbery limbs and no flaws. But we also have to remember that brands are trying to sell products, and as technology continues to change, they will do whatever it takes to create the most attractive image possible. Nowadays "attractive," to many people, means unrealistically perfect. Despite the controversy, the backlash, and the occasional refreshing unretouched batch of photos, altered images—in professional or even personal settings—are the future. So like Heatherton says, we may as well get comfortable with them and learn to understand the difference.

      We reached out to Victoria's Secret to discuss its stance on retouching and the before-and-after photos of Doutzen Kroes, but they have not yet returned our request for comment.

      Saturday, October 13, 2012


      Washington Marijuana Legalization Measure Polling Strong

      A solid majority of Washington voters approve of Initiative 502, the marijuana legalization measure sponsored by New Approach Washington, according to a SurveyUSA poll released this week. The poll had support for the initiative at 57%, with 34% opposed.

      The initiative would legalize and regulate the cultivation, distribution, and possession of marijuana by adults 21 and over. Similar measures are on the ballot in Colorado and Oregon.

      The level of support for the initiative is higher than a Public Policy Polling survey in June, which had support at 54% and opposition at 37%.

      Campaign organizers can take some comfort in the numbers, which show an absolute majority in favor of the initiative. It's one thing to be leading in a poll, but unable to crack the 50% mark; it's another to go comfortably over 50%. If the campaign can keep its numbers from slipping in the final weeks, it appears poised for victory.

      The poll's cross-tabs show almost identical levels of support among men (58%) and women (57%), while every age group except the 65-and-older (45%) also shows majority support. The initiative polled strongly with whites (60%), but not so much with Hispanics (47%) or Asians (42%). Whites make up 80% of the Washington electorate.

      Democrats (70%) and independents (62%) strongly support the measure, while only one-third (33%) of Republicans do. Similarly, the measure wins majority support among liberals (76%) moderates (63%), and Tea Party members (!) (54%), but not among conservatives (33%).

      SurveyUSA contacted 700 Washington residents last week and identified 524 of them as likely voters. The poll was conducted by telephone, using both cell phones and land lines.

      Just a little more than a month and a half from election day, Initiative 502 is sitting pretty. It also has a lot of money in the bank and little sign of organized opposition. It could happen this year in Washington state.

      Thursday, October 11, 2012




        Oakland sues U.S. to halt closure of marijuana dispensary

        OAKLAND, California (Reuters) - The city of Oakland has sued to block U.S. authorities from closing down a medical marijuana dispensary that bills itself as the world's largest, marking the latest clash with federal authorities over California's cannabis industry.
        The lawsuit, which was filed by Oakland's city attorney in U.S. District Court, seeks an injunction to halt efforts by federal prosecutors to shut down Harborside Health Center through civil forfeiture actions they filed in July against two properties where the clinic operates.
        Harborside, which has been featured on the Discovery Channel reality TV show "Weed Wars," says it is the largest medical marijuana dispensary in the world and serves more than 100,000 patients in a "beautiful waterfront location."
        "This lawsuit is about protecting the rights of legitimate medical patients," Oakland City Attorney Barbara Parker said in a written statement. "I am deeply dismayed that the federal government would seek to deny these rights and deprive thousands of seriously ill Californians of access to safe, affordable and effective medicine."
        The legal action marks the latest broadside in an ongoing battle between the federal government - which holds that pot is an illegal drug - and local officials in California, where voters in 1996 made the state the first in the nation to allow cannabis to be sold as medicine.
        Since then 16 other states and the District of Columbia have followed California's lead. Colorado, Oregon and Washington state all have initiatives on the November ballot that would legalize sale of the drug for recreational use.
        Oakland officials are not seeking damages in the lawsuit, which names as defendants Melinda Haag, the U.S. Attorney for the district, and Attorney General Eric Holder. Calls to U.S. Northern California Attorney Melinda Haag's office, and to the Department of Justice, were not returned.
        'BIZARRE TWIST'
        But Kevin Sabet, a former adviser to the Obama administration's drug policy director, said that California's medical marijuana law is frequently abused.
        "This lawsuit is just the latest bizarre twist in California's laughable medical marijuana program, a system where over 95 percent of users have no life-threatening illness," Sabet said.
        Oakland officials in the past have been openly critical of tough federal action against medical marijuana operations, but the filing of a lawsuit represents the city's most confrontational stance to date.
        Medical marijuana dispensaries - which sometimes offer massages and other non-medical services - are issued permits by the city of Oakland, perhaps California's most tolerant municipality when it comes to medical cannabis. In 2010 the city adopted plans to regulate large-scale cannabis farms, then backed off under threat from the federal government.
        The city requires dispensaries to submit business plans, submit to audits and background checks, hire security, and install lighting and cameras in parking lots, among other regulations, according to Cedric Chao, who is acting as outside counsel to the city on the lawsuit.
        The dispensaries also have to furnish samples of marijuana to outside laboratories that verify the quality, Chao said, adding that the city expects to collect $1.4 million in taxes from dispensaries in 2012.
        The city's lawsuit against the federal government is not unprecedented. About a decade ago, the city and county of Santa Cruz in northern California along with a local medical marijuana collective sued the federal government after a raid on the collective, said Tamar Todd, a senior staff attorney with the Drug Policy Alliance.
        Daniel Selmon’s booking photo (© Aurora Police Department)

        Man literally fires up a fat one, sets bonfires to heat pot plants

        Gardeners know that when the weather starts getting cold, it's hard on their prized plants. So who could blame Daniel Selmon for trying to keep his backyard marijuana crop warm, other than the Aurora (Ill.) Police Department. The budding (ahem) horticulturist set two bonfires in his yard to try to keep his weed from getting cold when the temperatures dropped over the weekend, but he apparently failed to consider that the flames leaping behind his house might attract some attention. A patrol officer discovered the fires — and more than 6 pounds of marijuana plants — and charged Selmon with felony possession of cannabis and misdemeanor production of cannabis. Next time, he should stick with potted plants instead of … yeah, you know.

        Wednesday, October 10, 2012

        Packet of cocaine (© Pavel Chernobrivets/Alamy)

        Politician running on coke party platform hands out drugs to voters

        When it comes to campaigns, some political candidates hand out badges, others pass out stickers, others give away baggies of cocaine … wait, what? Carme Cristina Lima was running for councillor of her hometown in northern Brazil, and that's "was" — past tense — since she was busted on Sunday morning while handing out leaflets with instructions on how to vote for her, along with a complimentary packet of coke. "There was a large gathering of people around Ms. Lima, but when they saw the police, they all ran away," police chief Daniel Ottoni said. "The candidate and another man also fled by car, but officers caught up with them." See, kids? Winners never use and users never win (because they're in jail on election day).

        Tuesday, October 9, 2012


        Live Music

        The Rolling Stones Book Shows in New York, London

        Keith Richards hints that the band will be performing live again soon


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        It looks like the battle of the Beatles vs. the Rolling Stones will never end.

        Last week marked the 50th anniversary of the Fab Four's first single "Love Me Do," but the lads from Liverpool aren't the only ones celebrating a silver anniversary this year. The Stones are celebrating their 50th anniversary as a band in 2012, and while no celebratory performances have been announced, Keith Richards let some the news of a few booked concerts slip during a recent interview.

        Keef told UK music outlet Q Magazine that the band has booked some dates in New York and London. Here's what he had to say:

        We've got some shows in London, I believe, and in New York, but I really can't talk about any of that at the moment. They've put the gag on me on this. 

        Richards didn't give details on locations or dates, but it looks like Stones fans in the Big Apple and across the Pond in London will be getting their satisfaction soon. 


        The Scariest Shoes of All Time

        Scary Beautiful shoes by Leanie van der Vyver. Photo by Lyall CoburnWe've seen many ugly shoes in our day, but a new pair dubbed "Scary Beautiful" is definitely the most treacherous footwear we've ever seen. The massive heels appear backwards on the foot, so the wearers feet point straight down the back, as if in ballet shoes, with their shin leaning against the front "heel" end of the design to balance. The shoes are a collaboration between artist Leanie van der Vyver and Dutch shoe designer René van den Berg, and serve as a commentary on today's impossible standards of beauty.

        Van der Vyver is South African, and recently graduated from the Gerrit Rietveld Academie in Amsterdam. We spotted "Crazy Beautiful" on her website, cargocollective.com, and reached out to her for the inside scoop.

        Imelda Marcos' prized shoe collection is ruined

        "After working in fashion for seven years, and therefore being well aware of the manipulation images in fashion suffer for a perfect result, I still compare myself to them and other current beauty ideals," Van der Vyver told Yahoo! Shine exclusively. "My frustration with my own inability to overcome these feelings of inadequacy was what brought 'Scary Beautiful' into fruition. The shoes formed part of my graduation project that was a result of my thesis. The conclusion of my thesis investigation was that people are not satisfied with what they look like, and that perfection, according to the beauty and fashion standards, has reached a climax. Humans are playing God by physically and metaphorically perfecting themselves. Beauty is currently at an all time climax, allowing this project to explore what lies beyond perfection. Scary Beautiful challenges current beauty ideals by inflicting an unexpected new beauty standard."

        A model wearing the Scary Beautiful shoes. Photo by Lyall CoburnUnsurprisingly, Van der Vyver's "Scary Beautiful" shoes were nominated for a design prize at Gerrit Rietveld Academie. Jury members Barbara Visser, visual artist and Xander Karskens, and curator of De Hallen had this to say about the shoes:

        "The object created by Leanie expands the concept of a shoe into multiple new meanings. The beautifully made leather object is accompanied by a video registration of a girl wearing it. One observes the design forcing the wearer to develop a new way of walking, leaning forward while refining a painfully fragile balance. The jury applauds the way aesthetics, ergonomics and prosthesis merge into an awkward choreography. The craftsmanship and strong conceptual way of designing also show in another work, a ceramic tea set in which reference is made to a building in South Africa. Leanie succeeds in translating political consciousness into form and is considered by the jury to be a meaningful future designer."






        Alexander McQueen's spring 2010 Armadillo heels. Photo by Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/Getty Images We find the clip shocking but also oddly moving. The shoes are obviously not practical, but as art they're intriguing. We can't help but be reminded of Lady Gaga trying to steady herself in the now-famous Alexander McQueen "Armadillo" heels in her "Bad Romance" music video. Major models like Abbey Lee Kershaw, Natasha Poly, and Sasha Pivovarova reportedly refused to wear the 12-inch McQueen heels out of fear, and were cut from the designer's spring 2010 fashion show. In comparison, the "Scary Beautiful" shoes make the "Armadillo" heels look like sneakers, but we had a feeling the always-outdoing-herself Lady Gaga would give them a spin one day. Sure enough, Van der Vyver confirmed our suspicions.

        "Yes, on request I did actually send them to Studio Formichetti for a Lady Gaga music video, but I could not get confirmation whether she actually used them," Van der Vyver told us. "I did not charge for her to possibly use them. I would love to sell them to a gallery."

        We're holding out for the "Scary Beautiful" shoes to appear in an upcoming Lady Gaga music video, but until then Van der Vyver is back home in Cape Town starting her own studio where she'll continue investigating fashion and beauty. We're anticipating her next creation.

        Saturday, October 6, 2012


          Mila Kunis named Esquire’s sexiest woman alive

          Mila Kunis on the cover of Esquire. (Cliff Watts/Esquire)Mila Kunis leads a pretty charmed life. The 29-year-old has a full slate of feature films coming out in 2013, gets to spend her free time with boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, and now, can go to her grave saying that she was, at one point, the sexiest woman alive.
          See more photos from the Mila Kunis Sexiest Woman Alive shoot
          Yes, Esquire magazine has bestowed its magical title of Sexiest Woman Alive this year on Kunis, who dethrones last year's honoree, Rihanna. And as is tradition, Kunis celebrates her new role in the magazine's November issue by posing for a photo spread wearing lingerie and less. She also shares in an interview her thoughts on everything from the art of humor, to being an immigrant, to politics.
          Though the actress rose to fame on the sitcom "That '70s Show" and has starred in romantic comedies like "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and "Friends With Benefits," she wouldn't actually call herself a funny person.
          Cliff Watts/Esquire
          Cliff Watts/Esquire
          "I think I stumbled upon doing funny things, but I'm not funny. I just know how to deliver a joke. There are people who naturally exude humor and are constantly saying funny things, and there are the people who know how to deliver a joke," she tells the magazine. "It's a learned skill. Through twenty years of doing this, I practice it. I think that the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny."
          And as for the press she's gotten over the years for her story of coming to the United States from Russia as a child, well, she thinks it's been a bit overblown.
          "It has nothing to do with me. I feel awful talking about it, because my parents should sit down and talk about it. They're the ones who went through hell and back, who gave everything up. I didn't do anything," admits Kunis. "I was eight years old, and I tagged along. And my parents made me feel safe. I didn't make those decisions. So I can't take responsibility for it. Every immigrant has a story."
          Never, of course, would the 8-year-old girl starting a new life in America have imagined that she'd eventually be a household name here, trailed by the paparazzi on a daily basis (the latter of which, she could live without.) "Is it that hard to go grocery shopping? I can't walk out of my house without being photographed, but it doesn't mean that at ten o'clock at night, I can't go to my twenty-four-hour Ralphs."
          And sorry, Mitt, you'll have to look for another sexy 20something to lend her support this election season. "The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me," Kunis exclaims. "And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it's baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, 'I'm a Republican.' Why?"

          Undeterred by jail time, 'The Naked Rambler' is back on the trail


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          Stephen Gough makes his way south through Peebles in the Scottish Borders, on Oct. 6, following his release the day before from Saughton Prison. The rambler has 18 convictions and has been in and out of prison since 2006 for offenses ranging from not wearing clothes in front of the sheriff, breach of the peace and contempt of court.
          Stephen Gough, known as 'The Naked Rambler,' has spent more than six years in Scottish prisons for refusing to put his clothes on. He was released from prison Friday after serving his latest sentence for public nudity. He has twice traversed the island of Great Britain wearing only boots, socks, a backpack and sometimes a hat.