Sunday, April 29, 2012


Woman's lips (Digital Composite) (© Denis Chapoullie/Stone Sub/Getty Images)

First time porno-watcher sees own wife in movie  

​Adult films aren't known for their award-winning storylines, but they can bring all kinds of plot twists into real life. An Egyptian man who was cruising the X-rated parts of the internet thought he recognized one of the actresses. Because he was married to her. "I found 11 films showing my wife in indecent scenes with her lover," he says. "It was the first time I watched a porno film and I did this just out of curiosity." We'll ignore that his "first time" might've been an 11 movie marathon and instead kind of feel bad for the guy. Not only did his wife admit it, she said she never really loved him anyway. Total mood-killer.

Scion pulls sleazy ad starring donut-eating babes in bikinis

Bikini models plus Scion iQ doing donuts plus spilled milk all over bikini models equals one viral car ad custom-made for controversy. It's also the entire plot of Scion's "Babes + Donuts" ad that aired last week on the carmaker's YouTube channel, before mysteriously disappearing. The other three related ads -- all featuring guys -- some, like the ladies, similarly non-attired -- remain up, and Scion hasn't said why the sexually suggestive ad was pulled. Perhaps it's because YouTube powerhouse Philip DeFranco called the ad out for being sleazy? Or that pulling the ad makes it even more taboo?

Saturday, April 28, 2012


Red wine & marijuana (© John Foxx/Getty Images; Jupiterimages/Getty Images)

Pot-infused wine is all the rage in dope-friendly California

How could you make a substance like wine, with chemical properties that make you pleasantly woozy and a bit euphoric, any better? Infuse it with another substance whose chemicals make you pleasantly woozy and a bit euphoric, of course! Enter marijuana-laced wine. A bit like the pot brownie's more refined big sister, the aromatic red spirit is on the rise in California where increasingly lax pot laws have brought the decades-old fad back into fashion. The recipe calls for dropping a pound of pot into a fermenting cask of wine, which yields about 1.5 grams of weed per bottle. Plenty enough, we think, to get a group of sophisticated vintners chanting "duuuude" and eating Funyuns. 

California company invents marijuana vending machine

Medical marijuana dispensaries have been described as notoriously "haphazard, unorganized and dangerous" when it comes to the handling of money and inventory. Well, that's all a thing of the past with the debut of Autospense, the medical marijuana vending machine that promises to improve accountability and patient satisfaction. If putting a medical marijuana patient face-to-face with a complicated dispensing machine seems ill-conceived, not to worry: Recent studies suggest that regular pot smoking doesn't negatively affect concentration outside of the acute impairment period. The really important question here is what snacks will this machine have in case users get the munchies.

Friday, April 27, 2012


Bob Dylan
© AP Photo/Jeff Christensen
Bob Dylan, Maya Angelou named Presidential Medal of Freedom honorees

President Obama has named legendary troubadour Bob Dylan and poet Maya Angelou among his list of 13 recipients of this year's Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor.

The White House released the honorees' names on Thursday.
Also included are former Secretary of State Madeline Albright, astronaut John Glenn, civil rights trailblazer Dolores Huerta, retired Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens and novelist Toni Morrison.
"These extraordinary honorees come from different backgrounds and different walks of life, but each of them has made a lasting contribution to the life of our Nation," Obama said in a statement. "They've challenged us, they've inspired us, and they've made the world a better place. I look forward to recognizing them with this award."
Dylan's fans (or Albright's, for that matter) will have to wait until later in the spring to see the president award his winners, as Team Obama has yet to set a date for the ceremony.

Thursday, April 26, 2012


Man & woman being intimate in the back of a car (© Philip Lee Harvey/Getty Images)

Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents

Sex in the city is thriving on one midtown Manhattan block, where clubgoers are getting down and dirty in the back seats of their cars. They don't call it the Naked City for nothing, we guess. The amount of sex and condom-littering in the area is so widespread that disgusted, sleep-deprived residents around West 30th between Seventh and Eighth avenues are demanding the city ban parking on weekend nights. They also have some free advice for the horny, party-going hordes: "Get a room!" 

File photo of feral pigs (© Rodger Mallison/Fort Worth Star-Telegram/MCT via Getty Images)

Guy mistakenly shoots gal pal on romantic hog-hunting date

A Florida man probably wishes he had taken his girlfriend bowling instead of hog hunting after he accidentally mistook her for a hog and shot her. Steven Egan thought he had just nailed one of the creatures and headed off to locate it. When he heard a rustle, he fired into the woods, thinking it was the fallen animal. Unfortunately, it was his girlfriend, Lisa Simmons, who was collecting oranges that had fallen from the trees. The 52-year-old Egan is a pretty good shot, hitting Simmons with a .30-caliber bullet in both legs. Simmons was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where she remains in serious condition. We think Egan's next hunt may be for a new girlfriend.

Screenshot of Bree Olson's Twitter page (Bree Olson via Twitter, http://aka.ms/bo)

Charlie Sheen's porn star ex offers breast exams on a bus

​Everyone knows the best way to raise awareness for breast cancer is to have Charlie Sheen's porn actress ex-girlfriend drive around in a bus offering free screenings. This was the scene in New York today, as Bree Olson and the "Save Our Boobs Bus" (sponsored by a porn site) cruised the city, offering free breast exams and self-care pointers. Olson (who did not administer the exams; there was a plastic surgeon for that) was joined by the "Boob Bus Nurse Brigade" for the bus' five scheduled stops over two hours, including Times Square and Central Park. Nothing makes a woman want to get a breast exam like a porn star egging her on in public

Wednesday, April 25, 2012


Website for the proposed Bikini Hockey League (© Bikini Hockey League of Tulsa, Okla., http://bikinihockeyleague.com/)

New sports league forming for scantily clad women

Anyone who was disappointed to hear that the Lingerie Football League is taking this year off in the U.S. will be pleased to learn of another sports league for half-dressed women that's forming: the Bikini Hockey League. The BHL has a casting call on its website looking for bikini-ready gals for a new reality show in a city that isn't exactly known for its beaches or ice-skating: Tulsa, Okla. No other cities have been announced, no timetable is available and nobody seems to know much about the league. At least now all of the ladies who didn't make it as figure skaters have a place where they can take out their aggression.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012


Window sex show shames Dutch passers-by

​Hundreds of Dutch guys strolling around Amsterdam's notorious red-light district must have thought they'd hit the jackpot when scantily dressed "prostitutes" in shop windows suddenly broke out in a choreographed dance. The joke -- and the public service announcement -- was on them, though, when the show concluded with a message about the thousands of women who "are promised a dance career in Western Europe" and instead end up working as prostitutes.The hookers, meanwhile, were actually professional dancers -- and the show was produced by Dutch advertising firm Duval Guillaume for the Stop the Traffik anti-exploitation group. 

Sunday, April 22, 2012


Hustler Club truck (© Dylan Bigby)

Residents want Hustler porn truck to hit the road

Residents of the Sunset District neighborhood of San Francisco are upset about a Larry Flynt's Hustler Club truck, which has aroused much attention since a driver began parking it overnight there. The truck, a sexy promotional stunt by the porn magazine empire, is a moveable feast of lusty women. On Friday and Saturday, real-live pole dancers are inside, hoping to lure carnal-craving tourists to the actual Hustler Club. Residents, however, complain that the titillating truck is near a library and a half block from an elementary school, and a city supervisor has had it towed, citing expired tags. The truck has returned, though, and the city supervisor now says he's working on a new law that would get rid of it for good.

Saturday, April 21, 2012


Bob Marley movie director Kevin MacDonald on the man, the myth, the legend


Photo by Magnolia Pictures
If you like Bob Marley, Oscar-winning director Kevin MacDonald's latest documentary, "Marley," will bring you intimately closer to the man, his music, and his message. If you don't like Bob Marley, go take a look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're such a hater.
Since his untimely death in 1981, Marley's spirit has risen high above the stature of rock star and ventured into the rarefied air of deity. His music is sung and played the world over, particularly in developing countries, where it gives a common voice to common struggles and touches the hearts of the downhearted.
Such an important figure as Bob Marley deserves a master director to tell his story. And the academy doesn't just hand out Oscars to hacks. MacDonald won his statue for directing "One Day in September" (1999), the groundbreaking documentary about the Israeli hostage crisis at the 1972 Munich Olympics. But while he won his Oscar for directing a documentary, MacDonald is perhaps best known for his work in features like "The Last King of Scotland" (2006) and "State of Play" (2009).
I had the opportunity to meet with MacDonald to discuss his new documentary, "Marley." On my way to the interview, Marley's song "One Love" randomly played on my radio. It was that kind of conversation, where karma was our guide. Or perhaps it was Jah? Either way, it was an enlightening conversation with an incredible director about a remarkable man.
*Please note: this conversation is best read with the accompaniment of any song off of Bob Marley's "Legend."
Adam Pockross: So, "Marley." Full disclosure: I loved it.
Kevin MacDonald: It's hard to go wrong when you're making a film about such an extraordinary guy. And with such fantastic music! We've got "Get Up Stand Up," "One Love," and then "Three Little Birds," all on the end roller, and I'm thinking those have got to be probably the best three playout songs of all time, for practically any movie, and we've got all three of them. So it's hard to mess this movie up. You've got such great raw material.
AP: You worked very closely with Bob Marley's family on this. Did they learn anything new about him?
KM: They learned loads new. We all learned something. I think part of the reason they wanted to make the film -- and they gave me complete and utter freedom, and didn't interfere, and were totally honest in their interviews, and were frank -- but I think it's because they decided, "We want to really know our dad." They were all little kids. They were tiny. The eldest was 14, and the rest down to zero didn't really know their dad at all. This is a human portrait of him for them. Ziggy [Marley] said to me, "This is the film I'm going to show my kids when they ask me, 'Who's my grandfather?'" So that's pretty nice.
The family said, "This is your film. We'll back you up. You do what you want to do. There's nothing you're not allowed to talk about." So then I just started making it. Going off with no real preconceptions. I thought, "I'm just going to go interview everybody and see what comes up." So it grew in an organic way from interviewing just loads and loads and loads of people. And then it started to build a picture of Bob. And every now and again, I'd phone Ziggy or his sister Cedella [Marley], another older sibling, and say, "Can you help me with this?" or "Do you know this person?" or whatever ... And then I showed them the finished film, and they were thrilled.
AP: How much time did you spend in Jamaica?
KM: A couple of months, overall. About a month the first time. You know, trying to meet as many people as I could. Then I went back and forth two or three more times, particularly trying to get Bunny Wailer to do an interview. A lot of people were hard to get to interview.
AP: Yeah, but you got Bunny Wailer to do a really good interview.
KM: He's great ... he is a great value, and he's so entertaining. Like a lot of Jamaicans, he's got great turns of phrase. They've got a very good way with language. All these wonderful neologisms and making up words the whole time and living language. I feel like Jamaica is a bit like Elizabethan England, when Shakespeare and Johnson were writing. It's kind of like language is so fluid, and they just make up words all the time, and they're playing. Which we've sort of lost, but Jamaica's still like that. It's kind of creative in the way they speak, and that's what Bunny's like. He's just so creative and fun. And he's got this very ambivalent relationship with Bob and Bob's legacy. There's a sort of jealousy and bitterness. There's also huge love and huge respect. And he's like a guardian of Bob's memory. It's very complicated.
AP: It's a very interesting part of the film. I keep singing "Small Axe" [referring to a scene in which Bunny explains the genesis of the song].
KM: Yes! I know. I love that bit. There's a few other bits; on the DVD extras, I've got a whole "Bunny Talks" part, 20 minutes of just him singing bits of songs and talking about how they recorded stuff in the days of Studio One, and he goes into some detail of that. Literally just him for, like, 20 minutes, just chatting about stuff. It's really entertaining.
AP: I can imagine the DVD extras are going to be power-packed!
KM: There's a lot of good stuff! We're all used to such [bad] DVD extras, but this has really good ones because there's so much great stuff. I also did another little documentary for the DVD extras; I went around the world to all these different places in the end credits. You know, you see Brazil, and you see Tunisia, and Tibet, and India, and wherever. We had a lot of footage from that, so we did a 20- to 25-minute film where you go to different parts of the globe and see how Bob is still influencing people in different parts of the world.
AP: That was quite a takeaway from the film.
KM: Yeah, it was. That's the thing that inspired me to do the movie in the first place: When I was in Uganda doing "The Last King of Scotland" (2006) and seeing how alive his presence is there. People in the slums with huge murals of him, and quotes from him everywhere, and his music's playing the whole time. And I'm thinking: There's no other musical artist who has the influence and the longevity that Bob does. And it's not just about "We love his music"; it's about "He's got a message, he's telling us something important, spiritually." You go anywhere in the developing world, and you find that kind of feeling about him.
AP: One of my favorite phrases that he coined is "soul rebel."
KM: Yes! I think I cut it out of the film because the film was even longer; I asked a couple of people, "What is a soul rebel?" I don't think it's in the film, no, because there was a three-hour version. Bunny had a very memorable response.
AP: What is a soul rebel to you?
KM: He's a rebel with a cause. That's from Bob Andy -- who's a great guy, a less-known Jamaican reggae artist, some beautiful stuff he did, still working. He's the one who said that to me. He said, "It's a rebel with a cause, and the cause is Jah and the furtherment of Jah and Rastafari." And that's the interesting thing, all the songs -- well, not all; there are some that are simple love songs -- but a lot of the songs have got these hidden meanings in them. "One Love," for instance, is the traditional greeting of the Rastafari; Bob just took that. That's what Rastafari say to each other when they meet. "One love, one love." Of course now it's taken on this whole other meaning. All his songs have this sort of feeling of being ripped from the headlines or ripped from daily life. The words that were around him, or the experiences that were around him.
That's why I felt an important part of the film was to take people on this biographical journey, learn about him as a man, but for that to then inform the way they listen to the music afterward. Because we're all so inured to the music, and it's so ubiquitous; it's in every restaurant, every bar, and every elevator, and you don't really hear it anymore. The idea is that you see the movie, and then you listen to the music, and you go "Oh, OK, now I hear that in a different way, and I'm paying attention to it again." So it takes you back to the music.
I wish I had a share in whatever Universal music is going to make out of selling the music! No, what I hope is that people go back. Because that's the whole point of making any movie like this, isn't it? The point of making a movie about an artist is to make people appreciate the art more and go back to the art. It's all very well that you make the film, and hopefully you make a good film, but really it's about saying, "Now go back and look at the songs." Or look at the paintings, if it's about a painter, or look at the films, or whatever it is.
AP: Another of my favorite phrases, not a Bob phrase, is "Reggae is the heart of the people."
KM: I love the explanation that Bob Andy and Bunny give to what is reggae. Talking about how you have to feel the missing beat. Reggae is the heartbeat. [Pounds his chest.] And Lee "Scratch" Perry. [Pounds his chest again.] I love Scratch; he's one of my favorites. He's so crazy. And so fantastic. In fact, there's a line that he says, which to me is the key to Bob and his success. I said to him, "Why does Bob's music live on?" And he says, "Because of the message that he has and the way that he says it." And it's that thing about the way that he says it: He says it in a way that you have to believe it. It's as much to do with the way Bob sings, and the sense of honesty and truth, so even if he's singing the simplest, almost cliched lines, there's something about the way that he delivers it that's utterly convincing. Such conviction. Which I think is the product of having had a tough, tough upbringing. And seeing a lot by the time he was 20, 21. He'd experienced poverty. He'd experienced hardship. And his voice carries all that. That's my theory.
"Marley" opens in select theaters, On Demand and on Facebook, Friday, April 20th.