Stripper in critical condition after on-the-job accident

While strip club disaster may sound like the opening of a joke, this one isn't funny at all: An exotic dancer at a club in Cleveland was in the middle of performing a lap dance when she tumbled over a railing and dropped 15 feet. Lauren Block, 22, is now in critical condition, with severe head injuries from the second floor fall at Christie's Cabaret, a nationwide chain. According to the police report, Block "tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail." Stay safe out there, ladies.