Chief pornography identification officer job is available

Are you able to recognize pornography when you see it? Are you willing to relocate to Beijing? If you answered yes to these questions, then your dream job awaits. Anquan.org, a "neutral" Chinese site designed to establish "Internet safety," is searching for a Chief Pornography Identification Officer. According to the job description, you’ll need to be able to "research and study pornographic videos and images, formulate criteria for determining obscenity," as well as "manage and rate pornographic resources." The gig pays about $32,000, and is open to men and women between the ages of 20 and 35. Hang on, do we smell ageism? Either way, you’ll also have to possess "good teamwork skills." Have fun with that cover letter.