Weirdos urge bikini-clad sunbathers to put on more clothing

Bikini babes have been sunbathing in the parks of the Stuyvesant Town development in Manhattan and not everyone enjoys the view. Some moms feel it is totes inappropes for scantily clad young women to get their tan on with children nearby. "A lot of side boob on the playground this weekend," noted one resident on a Stuy Town blog. "Think of the children!" wailed another. Last weekend, security guards moved tanners on after a complaint from a kids' soccer league. "A body's a body and people need to get over it," said one young woman who uses the space for yoga. "We pay outrageous amounts of money to live here," said another. "Let us sunbathe for a few hours."