Shocker! Mixing energy drinks with alcohol leads to casual sex

Researchers have confirmed what most of us knew all along: Drinking highly caffeinated energy drinks mixed with alcohol can lead to sexually risky behaviors like casual, drunken sex. Kathleen E. Miller, who led the University of Buffalo study of college students, explains it's easier to drink more than you realize when you mix alcohol with energy drinks because "the caffeine makes it harder to assess your own level of intoxication." And from there it's really just a few energetically enhancing, Jagerbombed steps to hooking up with whoever happens to cross your path. In other words, that Red Bull and vodka could leave you feeling pretty red-faced the next day, kids.