Kate Upton Plays Sexy Peter Cottontail for Easter Time Engorgements (VIDEO)
There's no way we're leaving Easter with a whimper,
heck, no. We're going out with a bang. A double bang really in the form of the
amazingly boobtastic Kate
Upton, in a little Love
magazine homage to Peter Cottontail, who hopped on down that bunny trail,
only it's Kate, not Peter, and the trailing we're leering down starts at her
neck and seems to go on downward into heaven.
This one must be seen to be be-leered. Enjoy.
Kate Upton Brings Her Bikini Boobtastic to Bear for Beach Bunny
Kate Upton has come
into our life and literally destroyed us. Turned everything upside down, on its
head, arms and legs akimbo, heart racing, body parts number of highly disturbed.
She is a force to be reckoned with.
Kate Upton may just be the number one go to swimsuit and lingerie model in
the world now, for as much as we don't like superlatives, if our entire fortune
was on the line to sell a bikini line, Kate Upton is the girl we want pimping
our two pieces. And it seems the good and decent sewing folks at Beach Bunny
swimwear feel the same, as they've employed Kate mightily in their latest
promotional catalog shoot. And shoot you shall as you behold the body
spectacular that is Kate Upton, built in some magical factory somewhere on the
peak of Mt. Olympus.Simply just heavenly. Enjoy.
Kate Upton Drops the Sexy Boobtastic Bomb Whilst Pimping Skullcandy
We love Kate Upton here and
there and everywhere. And we would so eat her in a house, with a mouse. There's
really nothing Kate Upton could do that could not be sexy. We'd snicker like a
public park pervert every time she passed gas. Just can't help it, we dig her t
hat completely.
In her latest pimpstress endeavors, Kate got all kinds of groovy bikini hot
and naughty for Skullcandy, the maker of self-described wicked headphones for
really getting the most out of your Taylor Swift double live albums. Personally,
we're still using the headphones we borrowed from our last airplane trip, it
works plenty well for Zeppelin IV, but if Kate Upton were to actually call and
tell us to purchase the upscale brand, we'd be buying a hundred units at the
store right now. We are weak before that ridiculous body. Enjoy.
A Sextastic Revisit of the Kate Upton Carl’s Jr. Dripping Wet Commercial
(Thanks to 'Falanges' for these stills of the uber-hot Kate Upton flashing
her wares for burgers.)
Kate Upton is hot
enough to get Carl Karcher arroused, and after four years buried, that's saying
something. We originally posted the video of the super-sextastic Kate Upton in
the wet and juicy burger chain commercial, and, now, thanks to the magic of
still captures, capture the specific moments at which you find yourself losing
your personal condiments.
There's hot, there's red hot, and then there's Kate Upton.
Enjoy.
Kate Upton Knows How to Tease Oh So Very Well
Kate Upton is
ridiculously teasy hot even when she's not trying at all. And when she gives it
an effort, well, you'll have to watch this little promo video from our friends
at Esquire magazine to get the full impact of her rack-on-tour
type tantalizing ways.
We used to be up to our necks in lust with Kate Upton, now, we're going even
higher. Like an explosion of passion for this bubbly boobtastic blonde
bombshell. Just all kinds of writing poetry with crayons at 3am kind of
feelings. See if you don't experience the same. Enjoy.
Posted Under: Kate Upton, Covered Topless, Esquire
magazine
Kate Upton Drops Monster Hot Cleavage Bomb on Mexican Fashion Runway
Nobody quite works the catwalk like Kate
Upton and her mammaries of mammoth much happiness. When Kate and
her two oversized puppies come down the runway, it's like seeing a candy store
come to life and start yelling, 'Lick my sugary treats.' At least, that's what I
hear.
Kate was down Mexico way the past few days on contract for the Liverpool
fashion show, showing exactly why if you're pimping out anything sexy and sewn,
Kate Upton must be your first choice in real life pimpstress walks. Just
incredibly hot. Enjoy.
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