Husbands: You may not be the best sex your wife has ever had

Husbands who believe their inept, three-minute fumblings to be the best damn sex their wives have ever had are way off. In an online iVillage survey of 2,000 married women, 52 percent said their husband was not their most scintillating sexual partner. In fact, their hubbies rated so poorly, 66 percent of wives indicated they'd rather read or sleep than get biz-ay with the chubby dude scratching himself on the couch. But, guys, it's not all bad news: Having already had mind-blowingly hot sex with others, your wife is apparently content to slum it with you because you're stable and nice. Aaww.