School board fires ex-porn star middle school teacher

It's every seventh-grade boy's testosterone-fueled dream to see their hot teacher strip down to her skivvies. It's rare, however, that those fantasies become a reality. But thanks to the World Wide Web -- and one very liberated science teacher -- those dreams came true when students reportedly spotted their Oxnard, Calif., middle school instructor in a porn movie. Seventh-grade teacher Stacie Halas was fired on Wednesday after the district decided that starring in such X-rated films as "Big Sausage Pizza" would interfere with her ability to do her current job.