A 911 call in this town could bring a porn star to the rescue

Even porn stars need something to fall back on (besides a mattress, of course). So when Harmony Rose decided she'd had enough of the XXX life, she volunteered for rescue squad duty in Roanoke, Va., and began training as an EMT. This has fire officials and even the county attorney a little hot and bothered, which must mean Harmony still has it. However, they don't seem to have any legal recourse, and the volunteer chief reports that Rose is still going through her probationary period, after which squad members vote on her permanent status. So we eagerly await the first supermarket tabloid headline screaming, "Porn star saved my life!" With or without defib paddles.