Bikini-wearing beggar sports sign seeking new set of boobs

At least Chrissy Lance is honest. The Ohio woman's cardboard sign doesn't promise she'll work, and it doesn't ask for food. Instead, she's standing beside a prominent Akron intersection, wearing a bikini and waving a sign that says "Not Homeless. Need boobs." Lance, who says she has all of the proper permits for standing outside flashing her assets (or lack of assets, if you take her approach), says that getting a new set of knockers will "help improve her self-esteem." We're not sure how long she's been distracting drivers, but she did say she's raised $90 so far. Congrats, Chrissy. It sounds like you've already found a few boobs.