Naked sushi with wasabi nipples on the menu in Miami

Now you can happily cross off another item on your bucket list by taking a quick trip to Miami to eat sushi off a naked person. At Kung Fu Kitchen and Sushi you can snack on sushi served on a nearly naked man or woman for $500. Satisfy your urge to combine raw seafood with someone in the raw, safe in the knowledge that Florida officials and the FDA says it's OK as long as the food doesn't touch your human plate's skin. Banana leaves are placed on the models' private parts and, as the restaurant owner helpfully added: "We put plastic over the nipples and then we cover the nipples in wasabi." How appetizing.